Ilyasviel Von Einzbern (
dressofheaven) wrote2013-07-07 11:56 pm
7th Grail: [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
Hydra, let go.
[A shiny, newborn Deino gives a plaintive whine, but Ilya ignores him and pulls her hair out of his reach, offering a long stick instead. He begins to bite into it with gusto.]
You know, people keep talking about how troublesome it is that Deinos love to bite things, but I think there's another problem, and I'm not so sure they're the only ones that have it. Deinos are blind, right? And so is their first evolution, Zweilous. But when they evolve into Hydreigon they can suddenly see. Doesn't that seem like it might cause problems? What would it be like to be blind all your life, then suddenly be able to see? They say Hydreigon is vicious, but maybe it's just scared.
[There's a snapping sound, and Ilya glances over at her dragon, who has bitten straight through that stick and is now trying to find something new. She sighs and offers him another one.]
I don't know what can be done about it, though. You can't really help them try to see before that. I suppose you could try blindfolding the Hydreigon, but I don't think that would work very well.
[The second stick snaps, and a sudden gust of wind blows her hair across Hydra's nose. He snaps it up immediately.]
Ack! ... Although, I guess I do understand the first problem, too. Hydra, let go. I said, let go-
[And with a muffled chomping sound, most of the rest of her hair suddenly vanishes into the maw of the Garchomp that just snuck up behind her. Ilya scowls.]
Not you too, Typhon! Why do you dragons think my hair tastes so good?
[A shiny, newborn Deino gives a plaintive whine, but Ilya ignores him and pulls her hair out of his reach, offering a long stick instead. He begins to bite into it with gusto.]
You know, people keep talking about how troublesome it is that Deinos love to bite things, but I think there's another problem, and I'm not so sure they're the only ones that have it. Deinos are blind, right? And so is their first evolution, Zweilous. But when they evolve into Hydreigon they can suddenly see. Doesn't that seem like it might cause problems? What would it be like to be blind all your life, then suddenly be able to see? They say Hydreigon is vicious, but maybe it's just scared.
[There's a snapping sound, and Ilya glances over at her dragon, who has bitten straight through that stick and is now trying to find something new. She sighs and offers him another one.]
I don't know what can be done about it, though. You can't really help them try to see before that. I suppose you could try blindfolding the Hydreigon, but I don't think that would work very well.
[The second stick snaps, and a sudden gust of wind blows her hair across Hydra's nose. He snaps it up immediately.]
Ack! ... Although, I guess I do understand the first problem, too. Hydra, let go. I said, let go-
[And with a muffled chomping sound, most of the rest of her hair suddenly vanishes into the maw of the Garchomp that just snuck up behind her. Ilya scowls.]
Not you too, Typhon! Why do you dragons think my hair tastes so good?

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[Hopeless, Ilya. Nothing can cover up your natural tastiness to dragons.]
Streamlined? I... guess you could call a Garchomp that. [Giant living jet-plane sharks that they are.] Still, I for one wouldn't want to have a dragon mouth on my head, even a fake one. I've had enough of the real thing.
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Perhaps there is a particular hat or clothing item you'd desire, for example?
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But talking about hats... Have you ever seen a Spheal, miss?
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[A bouncy blue ball with a face and flippers bounces into the camera.]
This is Iris. She's a Spheal. Do you think you could make one based on her?
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But you'll be wanting my name for the order, won't you? It's Ilya. Ilyasviel von Einzbern. [She curtsies in a fashion that suggests she's mastered doing so over the gear.] Pleased to meet you.
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[ OOC: Rarity has since arrived in Goldenrod, established the Mobile Carousel Boutique, and started working on commissions, if Ilya would like to visit her or respond to her corresponding post. ]
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