dressofheaven: (Well that's no good)
Hydra, let go.

[A shiny, newborn Deino gives a plaintive whine, but Ilya ignores him and pulls her hair out of his reach, offering a long stick instead. He begins to bite into it with gusto.]

You know, people keep talking about how troublesome it is that Deinos love to bite things, but I think there's another problem, and I'm not so sure they're the only ones that have it. Deinos are blind, right? And so is their first evolution, Zweilous. But when they evolve into Hydreigon they can suddenly see. Doesn't that seem like it might cause problems? What would it be like to be blind all your life, then suddenly be able to see? They say Hydreigon is vicious, but maybe it's just scared.

[There's a snapping sound, and Ilya glances over at her dragon, who has bitten straight through that stick and is now trying to find something new. She sighs and offers him another one.]

I don't know what can be done about it, though. You can't really help them try to see before that. I suppose you could try blindfolding the Hydreigon, but I don't think that would work very well.

[The second stick snaps, and a sudden gust of wind blows her hair across Hydra's nose. He snaps it up immediately.]

Ack! ... Although, I guess I do understand the first problem, too. Hydra, let go. I said, let go-

[And with a muffled chomping sound, most of the rest of her hair suddenly vanishes into the maw of the Garchomp that just snuck up behind her. Ilya scowls.]

Not you too, Typhon! Why do you dragons think my hair tastes so good?
dressofheaven: (Oh no you didn't)
Typhon!

[Ilya seems to have something attached to her hair. Something large, blue, and very round.

Oh, it's a (slightly oversized) Gible.

... Come again?
]

Let go of my hair! Typhon, I'm ordering you as your trainer!

[The Gible stares up at her in response for a few moments...

Then chews slightly. Ilya's eyebrow twitches at that, and she jerks on her hair, trying to yank it out, but to no avail. There's a soft, eerie chuckle from behind the gear's camera.
]

You could help, Orpheus! Gaaaah! Typhon, do you want me to get Berserker out here?

[No response except for more chewing. Ilya looks very fed up with this nonsense and turns to the gear.]

Does anyone know how to make these things let go? If I'd known this is what I was going to get I'd have asked Saber for a different egg...

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